July 9, 2023
Joke: A big-city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Alberta. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The attorney… Read More »
July 2, 2023
JOKE: The Fourth of July was coming up, and the nursery school teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. “We live in a great country,” she said. “One of the things we should be happy for is that, in this country, we are all free.” One little boy came walking up to… Read More »
June 25, 2023
Joke: A blind pilot walks into a plane waving his walking stick, the passengers all look at each other in disbelief. The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,”Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the captain is legally blind, but rest assured, he is one of the best pilots in the world with… Read More »
June 18, 2023
Jokes: When I went to the bank yesterday I heard an older lady ask the teller if she could check her balance, me being the nice guy that I am and wanting to help. . .I pushed her over. Come on church it’s Father’s Day what you’d expect? Oh don’t worry there’s more. My wife… Read More »
June 11, 2023
Joke: An elderly man had owned his large farm in Louisiana for many years. Right at the back of the farm, there was a large pond that was ideal for swimming. The old farmer had fixed it up real nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts and some apple and peach trees. One evening the farmer… Read More »
June 4, 2023
Joke: A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it… Read More »
May 21, 2023
Joke: Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy a ticket and watch as the three engineers only buy one ticket. “How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asks an accountant. “Watch and you’ll see,” answered an engineer. They… Read More »
May 14, 2023
Joke: Larry goes to the revival and listens to the preacher. After awhile the preacher asks anyone with needs to be prayed over to come forward to the front at the altar. Larry gets in line, and when it’s his turn, the preacher asks: “Larry, what do you want me to pray about for you?”… Read More »
May 7, 2023
Joke: An exhausted lady drags herself to the doctor’s office. Doctor asks, “what seems to be trouble.” “Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood,” she said.”They bark all day and all night, and I can’t get a wink of sleep.”” Doctor says, “I’m going to prescribe some sleeping pills, a few of these and… Read More »
April 30, 2023
Joke: A new captain becomes leader of a company of soldiers. As he goes about learning everything on how they do things he finds two soldiers guarding a bench. He asks his sergeants why they’re guarding the bench and they say the previous commander ordered it. He calls the previous commander up, now a major,… Read More »
