July 14, 2024
Joke: A guy was walking in his neighborhood when he past a house surrounded by a fence and he heard a bunch of people shouting “13. . .13. . .13” Curious as to what was going on, he tried to look over the wooden fence, but it was too high. However, he spotted a small… Read More »
June 30, 2024
Joke: Did you ever hear of Juan the Magnificent? Juan was just a young man growing up in rural Mexico. He always felt he had little chance to grow up and do anything of importance or recognition. He figured he would grow up and work the land. The same as his father and his grandfather… Read More »
June 23, 2024
Joke: A guy walks into a bar with his dog. The bartender says, “We don’t allow animals here. You’re going to have to leave your dog outside.” The guy replies, “No, you don’t understand. My dog can talk.” Amused, the bartender tells the man that’s ridiculous and to leave his dog outside. The guy says,… Read More »
June 16, 2024
Dad Jokes: “I don’t trust stairs… they’re always up to something.” What do you call an angry golfer?”– Tee’d off! “What did the Dalmatian say after dinner?” – That hit the spot. Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned. How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered… Read More »
June 9, 2024
Joke: Bill was on the side of the road hitch-hiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a fierce rain storm. The night was rolling on, and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few yards ahead of him. Suddenly through the heavy rain Bill… Read More »
June 2, 2024
Joke: There was a small village where everyone lived in grass huts. In the middle of the village stood the biggest hut which belonged to the village chief and his family. During the day, the chief sat in his throne which took up most of the space in his family’s hut. At night, the chief would… Read More »
May 26, 2024
JOKE: Memorial Day was coming up, and the nursery school teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. She began to explain the sacrifice that so many had made and how we should honor them because of that. She said, “We live in a great country, and one of the things we should… Read More »
May 19, 2024
Joke: A Baptist preacher and his wife decided to get a new dog. Ever mindful of the congregation, they knew the dog must also be a Baptist. They visited kennel after kennel and explained their needs. Finally, they found a kennel whose owner assured them she had just the dog they wanted. The owner brought… Read More »
May 12, 2024
Joke: Let me give you five things to think about pertaining to children on this special day. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up. 2. Grandchildren are God’s rewards for not killing your own… Read More »
May 5, 2024
Joke: Starting a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, Mrs. Jones, do you know me? She responded, Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big… Read More »
