September 24, 2023
Joke: A guy goes to jail. First night after lights out he hears someone yell out, “49!”, then the entire cell block bursts out laughing. A few moments later, someone else yells out, “88!”, and everyone laughs again. The new inmate turns to his cellmate and asks, “What’s with the numbers? Why is everyone laughing?”… Read More »
September 17, 2023
Joke: After the birth of their first child Tom and Sarah decided it was time to write a will and get their affairs in order. They went to a lawyer and outlined for him their ideas about how their estate should be handled. The lawyer then asked them some questions about what medical means should… Read More »
September 3, 2023
Joke: A man’s car breaks down next to a monastery. . .The monks offer to help him fix his car but tell him it’ll take at least a day, so he’s offered a place to stay for the night with a good warm bed and enjoys a good warm meal as well. During the night,… Read More »
August 27, 2023
Joke: A man’s wife calls her husband and says, “I have some good news and some bad news. Which do you want to hear first?” Good news first please. It’s been a rough day I could certainly use some good news. The good news is that your car’s airbag worked perfectly. ——————————————————————————— It’s all a… Read More »
August 20, 2023
Joke: When the pastor went to visit an older lady from his church. He mentioned that at her advanced age she should be thinking of the hereafter. She told him, “Oh, I do it all the time.” “No matter where I am – in the living room, upstairs, in the kitchen, or down in the… Read More »
August 13, 2023
Joke: The man’s wife walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” She asked. “Hunting flies”. He responded. “Killing any” she questioned. “Yep 3 males, 2 females.” Intrigued by his response she asked, “How can you tell them apart?” The husband replied, “that’s easy 3… Read More »
August 6, 2023
Joke: A Southern Baptist minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of… Read More »
July 30, 2023
Joke: A son was walking along side his father while walking, the kid was looking at his phone and didn’t notice a pole in front of him, which resulted with him colliding with the pole. The father looks over at his boy and said, “That was some a”pole”ing behavior” and began to laugh at his… Read More »
July 23, 2023
Joke: The Sunday morning service was going quite smoothly when suddenly a flash of light and a cloud of smoke appeared in front of the pulpit followed by a large BOOM. When the smoke cleared, the congregation was astonished when they saw a figure complete with horns, pitchfork and a tail standing in front of… Read More »
July 16, 2023
Joke: There was a young priest who was having trouble both writing and delivering his sermons. So he asked his Bishop for some guidance. The wise old Bishop said, “Well you might start with something to attract and hold their attention, such as, ‘Last night I was in the warm embrace of a good woman,’… Read More »
