April 27, 2025
Joke: A man buys a paint factory in a small town. He visits the local volunteer fire department to see for himself if they’d be able to handle a fire at his plant. What he finds convinces him they could not…the whole fire department consists of one old pumper truck and a bunch of volunteers… Read More »
April 20, 2025
Joke: One Easter morning, a woman was on her way to church when her car broke down. Not wanting to be late for the special service, she ordered an Uber to pick her up. The car arrived, and she quickly jumped in the back. Halfway through the ride, she asked the driver a question, but… Read More »
April 18, 2025
Joke: After the moving van emptied his belongings into the parsonage on Wednesday morning, Pastor Olson walked downtown to get a haircut. He wanted to look his best on Sunday and was delighted to discover a barbershop only a few blocks from the church. The sign on the door even read “Lutheran Barbershop.” Unfortunately the… Read More »
April 13, 2025
Joke: A man with his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, his wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.” The man thought about it and told the undertaker he… Read More »
April 6, 2025
Joke: A son was walking along side his father as they were walking, the kid was looking at his phone and didn’t notice a pole in front of him, which resulted with him colliding with the pole. The father looks over at his boy and said, “That was some a”pole”ing behavior” and began to laugh… Read More »
September 3, 2023
Joke: A man’s car breaks down next to a monastery. . .The monks offer to help him fix his car but tell him it’ll take at least a day, so he’s offered a place to stay for the night with a good warm bed and enjoys a good warm meal as well. During the night,… Read More »
February 19, 2023
Joke: Three men were about to be executed by the firing squad. The first man was brought forward and before they could shoot him he yelled “avalanche”! The firing squad panicked and in the confusion, the man jumped over the wall and into freedom before the firing squad could regroup. The second man thought what… Read More »
February 10, 2019
OK guys do hallmark has another day this week. Valentines Day this Thursday Feb. 14. So you have been warned. So don’t come running to me for counseling after that, if you mess up it’s on you. Some of the most popular love songs of all time, maybe you have heard of these, we have:… Read More »
