December 3, 2023
Joke: The boss was busy and he told his secretary to tell any visitor that came by that he didn’t want to be disturbed. If they persisted with some story about how important it was, she should tell them “That’s what they all say.” Later that day, the boss’ wife stopped by to visit her… Read More »
November 26, 2023
Joke: One day, Einstein has to speak on science at a university. On the way there, he tells his driver who happens to looks a bit like him: “I’m sick of all these conferences. I use the same speech and cover the same things over and over!” The driver agrees: “You’re right. I attended all… Read More »
November 19, 2023
Joke: A young couple gave birth to identical twins. They were struggling to make ends meet and didn’t feel as though they really could provide for them like they deserved. So, after much consideration and prayer they decide that the best thing for the baby boys would be to give them up for adoption so… Read More »
November 12, 2023
Joke: A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a beautiful redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. As… Read More »
November 5, 2023
Joke: Standing in line at a McDonalds an old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. As he got to the table he unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife who was already sitting. He then carefully counted out… Read More »
October 29, 2023
Joke: A German Shepherd, Doberman and a cat die and go to heaven. God greets the three and asks each what they believe in. First God asks the German Shepherd who replies, “I believe in discipline and loyalty to my master.” God says, “This is good, you can sit here at my right hand.” Next,… Read More »
October 22, 2023
Joke: The police found a large number of dead crows on 96 just north of South Haven last week, and there was concern that they may have died from the Avian Flu. So they brought in a Pathologist who examined the remains of all the crows, and thankfully they have confirmed the problem was not… Read More »
October 15, 2023
Joke: A group of men are changing in locker room at a golf club. Suddenly a cell phone on the bench starts to ring, a man puts it on speaker phone as he continues getting dressed. He says “Hello?”, the woman on the other line says “Honey, it’s me. Are you still at the golf… Read More »
October 8, 2023
Joke: During the early 1900s the Heinz ketchup company was struggling to meet the increased demand for their product. They had invested heavily in factories and infrastructure but nothing seemed to increase their output of ketchup. The CEO decides to hire an investigator from Germany who is well known for finding shortcomings within growing companies.… Read More »
October 1, 2023
Joke: A women is standing before the judge when he asked asked he asked her what she had stolen. She replied, “I stole a can of peaches.” The judge then asked, “how many peaches were in the can?” “Six,” replied the woman. After consideration, the judge decided to sentence her one night of prison for… Read More »
