June 9, 2024
Joke: Bill was on the side of the road hitch-hiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a fierce rain storm. The night was rolling on, and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few yards ahead of him. Suddenly through the heavy rain Bill… Read More »
June 2, 2024
Joke: There was a small village where everyone lived in grass huts. In the middle of the village stood the biggest hut which belonged to the village chief and his family. During the day, the chief sat in his throne which took up most of the space in his family’s hut. At night, the chief would… Read More »
May 26, 2024
JOKE: Memorial Day was coming up, and the nursery school teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. She began to explain the sacrifice that so many had made and how we should honor them because of that. She said, “We live in a great country, and one of the things we should… Read More »
May 19, 2024
Joke: A Baptist preacher and his wife decided to get a new dog. Ever mindful of the congregation, they knew the dog must also be a Baptist. They visited kennel after kennel and explained their needs. Finally, they found a kennel whose owner assured them she had just the dog they wanted. The owner brought… Read More »
May 12, 2024
Joke: Let me give you five things to think about pertaining to children on this special day. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up. 2. Grandchildren are God’s rewards for not killing your own… Read More »
May 5, 2024
Joke: Starting a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, Mrs. Jones, do you know me? She responded, Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big… Read More »
April 28, 2024
Joke: A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. When the owner picks up he’s asked the question, “Do you have ‘Eyes of Blue’ and ‘A Love Supreme’?” “Well, no,” answered the puzzled homeowner. “But I have a wife and eleven children.” “Is that… Read More »
April 21, 2024
Joke: I was walking home last night I decided to take a short cut through the local cemetery. 3 girls walked up to me and explained that they were scared to walk past the cemetery at night, so I agreed to let then walk along with me. I told them “I understand – I used… Read More »
April 14, 2024
Joke: I woke up this morning with one of those songs stuck in my head. Ever have that happen to you? Well the song I had stuck in my head Scientists have proven that there is an uncontrollable urge to start singing it. They say that “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim… Read More »
April 7, 2024
Joke: A couple’s young daughter went to college. After 6 months she happily let them know she was engaged to a student who is studying to be a pastor, and is bringing him home for the holidays. After the introductions the father and the boy sat down and the father asked: ” How old are… Read More »
