February 19, 2023
Joke: Three men were about to be executed by the firing squad. The first man was brought forward and before they could shoot him he yelled “avalanche”! The firing squad panicked and in the confusion, the man jumped over the wall and into freedom before the firing squad could regroup. The second man thought what… Read More »
February 12, 2023
Joke: Struggling to make ends meet, the pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had recently purchased. “How could you do this, you know we don’t have extra right now?!” “I was outside the store looking at the dress through the window, and then I found… Read More »
February 5, 2023
Joke: A frog walks into a bank… and approaches the teller. He can see from her name tag that her name is Patricia Whack. So he says, “Ms. Whack, I’d like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation.” Patti stares at the talking frog in disbelief but recovers… Read More »
January 29, 2023
Joke: A pastor walks into the bishops office, plunks down into a chair and lets out a heavy sigh that was filled with frustration. “What troubles you, John ?” The Bishop asked, “I thought this was the day you spent with your family.” “It was,” “And I went to play golf with my brother. We… Read More »
January 25, 2023
Joke: An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 600 mph at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a jet fighter appears. The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: “Airbus, boring flight isn’t it? Now have a… Read More »
January 15, 2023
Joke: THE HUSBAND STORE Did you hear about the store that just opened in New York City, it’s called the Husband store. It’s a place where a woman can go to choose a husband. The instructions are at the entrance and they describe how the store operates. It says. . . You may visit the… Read More »
January 8, 2023
Joke: A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump. “Reverend,” said the young man, “I’m so sorry about the delay. It seems as if… Read More »
January 1, 2023
Joke: On New Year’s Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck, the… Read More »
December 24, 2022
Joke: Little Johnny went to his mother demanding a new bicycle. His mother decided that he should take a look at himself and the way he has been acting. She said, “Well Johnny, it isn’t Christmas and we don’t have the money to just go out and buy you anything you want. So why don’t… Read More »
December 18, 2022
Joke: A Minister was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age. The group had surrounded a dog. Concerned lest the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked “What are you doing with that dog?”… Read More »
