May 12, 2024
Joke: Let me give you five things to think about pertaining to children on this special day. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up. 2. Grandchildren are God’s rewards for not killing your own… Read More »
May 5, 2024
Joke: Starting a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, Mrs. Jones, do you know me? She responded, Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big… Read More »
April 28, 2024
Joke: A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. When the owner picks up he’s asked the question, “Do you have ‘Eyes of Blue’ and ‘A Love Supreme’?” “Well, no,” answered the puzzled homeowner. “But I have a wife and eleven children.” “Is that… Read More »
April 21, 2024
Joke: I was walking home last night I decided to take a short cut through the local cemetery. 3 girls walked up to me and explained that they were scared to walk past the cemetery at night, so I agreed to let then walk along with me. I told them “I understand – I used… Read More »
April 14, 2024
Joke: I woke up this morning with one of those songs stuck in my head. Ever have that happen to you? Well the song I had stuck in my head Scientists have proven that there is an uncontrollable urge to start singing it. They say that “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim… Read More »
April 7, 2024
Joke: A couple’s young daughter went to college. After 6 months she happily let them know she was engaged to a student who is studying to be a pastor, and is bringing him home for the holidays. After the introductions the father and the boy sat down and the father asked: ” How old are… Read More »
March 31, 2024
Joke: A old preacher was dying so he sent a message for a doctor and a lawyer who attended his church to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, he held out his hands and motioned them to sit on each side of… Read More »
March 29, 2024
Joke: One day just before Easter Eddie pulled into the store parking lot. His wife Brenda had picked up a few things and was waiting for him. “Hi, honey,” Eddie cheerfully said as Brenda got into the car. “How was your day? “I can’t believe it,” Brenda said. “It looks like our bank is in… Read More »
March 24, 2024
Joke: The other day I was in Meijer and happened to go past the Easter candy display and as I was looking I heard this shouting from the other side of the aisle. Curious I went around and I saw this boy maybe 8 shouting at the candy. I chuckled and didn’t think much about… Read More »
March 17, 2024
Joke: Satan went up to God and said, “I can’t beat Jesus at much of anything, but I’m pretty sure that I can beat him typing on computers. So will you set up a contest between us to see once and for all who is the best?” God reluctantly agrees. He sets up two computers… Read More »
