January 30, 2022
Joke: An elementary teacher, a CEO, and lawyer die and go to heaven. . . St. Peter meets them at the pearly gates and explains that to get in they each have to answer one question correctly. The teacher goes first. St. Peter says “What was the name of the famous ship that sank after… Read More »
January 23, 2022
Joke: A little girl asked her mother, “Where did people come from?” Her mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children and that’s how all mankind was made.” A couple of days later she asked her father the same question. The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys, which the human… Read More »
January 16, 2022
Joke: One day a young condor becomes disillusioned with his life and declares to his parents, “I’m leaving and never coming home”. He leaves and wanders for a few weeks, but as is the way of things, he realizes he has made a mistake. The young condor returns home and begs forgiveness. His parents are… Read More »
January 9, 2022
Joke: Eager to hire the young pastor just out of seminary, the elder of the small country church asked what kind of salary the candidate expected. “I’d like $70,000, housing, full medical benefits and a generous retirement plan,” said the pastor. The elder replied, “How about a brand new BMW too?” “Your kidding!” said the… Read More »
January 2, 2022
Joke: “Dad, I want to ask you a question,” said little Josh after his first day of Sunday School. “Of course,” said his Dad. “The teacher was reading the Bible, about the Children of Israel building the Temple, the Children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the Children of Israel making the sacrifices,” said Josh.… Read More »
