September 26, 2021
God is – Still speaking Week 1 Joke: A man, down on his luck, went into a church which catered to the “uppity.” Spotting the man’s dirty clothes a deacon, worried about the churches image, went to the man and asked him if he needed help, the man said, “I was praying and the Lord… Read More »
September 19, 2021
Joke: A parishioner dozed off to sleep during the sermon one Sunday morning.”Will all who want to go to heaven stand,” the pastor said.The entire congregation stood except for the lone sleeping parishioner. The pastor told them to sit down and continued, speaking dramatically, “Now will all who want to dance with the devil, please… Read More »
September 12, 2021
Show video – 9/11 after reading Todd Beamer message Baggage – Week 2 – A New Thing I have found that some are unwilling to experience the new things God is trying to do in their lives because the baggage they carry keeps them longing for the past. Truth is when we keep living in… Read More »
September 5, 2021
Joke: Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room. After a while he emerged and informed his mother that he had thought it over and then said a prayer. “Fine”, said the pleased mother. “If you ask God to help you not misbehave, He will help you.” “Oh, I didn’t ask Him to… Read More »
August 29, 2021
Joke: This minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he preached only 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes. When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded… Read More »
August 22, 2021
Joke: Two little brothers, Harry and James, had finished supper and were playing until bedtime. Somehow, Harry hit James with a stick, and tears and bitter words followed. Charges and accusations were still being exchanged as mother prepared them for bed. The mother instructed, “Now, James, before you go to bed, you’re going to have… Read More »
August 15, 2021
JOKE: An Air Force Major that was promoted to Colonel got a new office. The first morning he was in his new office, an airman knocked on the door and asked to speak to him. The Colonel, feeling the urge to impress the young airman, picked up his phone and began talking. “Yes, General, thank… Read More »
August 8, 2021
Joke: A magician is doing well with his shows on a cruise ship until the Captain buys a parrot as the ships mascot. From then on every night the magician does any of his tricks the parrot squawks out “He’s got a card up his sleeve” or “he had the dove in his pocket” or… Read More »
August 1, 2021
Joke: For our pastor’s 50th birthday, the congregation decided to give him a new suit. He was so touched by the gift that the following Sunday he stood before everyone and with tears in his eyes, announced, “Today I am preaching to you in my birthday suit.” ————————————————————————————— Forerunner – week 5 – What’s the… Read More »
July 25, 2021
Joke: A young boy had just gotten his driver’s permit and enquired of his father, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said, “I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and… Read More »
