December 5, 2021
Joke: Little Susie had been born with such a sunny disposition, she was the most optimistic kid anybody had ever seen. She loved people and animals, and no matter what happened, she always saw the bright side. She was also an artistic girl. So one Christmas, her parents got her a big bag of clay… Read More »
November 28, 2021
Joke: A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, the woman commented, “Hmmmm. . .that’s odd. When I lost my purse there was a twenty dollar bill in it, now there are twenty $1.00 bills.” The… Read More »
November 21, 2021
This Thursday is Thanksgiving for some people it is just a day or two off work. For stores it seems that Thanksgiving just passes them by, they already have their displays for Christmas. I believe Thanksgiving should be something we have every day of the year, but to have a day set aside to thank… Read More »
November 14, 2021
Joke: Recently, the world famous evangelist, Billy Graham, disembarked from an airplane, and walked toward his ride to the hotel. The limousine driver seemed friendly enough, so Billy made an unusual request. “I’ve always wanted to drive a limousine,” he said. I’m in my 90s now, but I’m still a pretty good driver. Would you… Read More »
November 7, 2021
Joke: Three friends decided to go deer hunting together. One was a lawyer, one a doctor, and the other a preacher. As they were walking, along came a big buck. The three of them shot simultaneously. Immediately the buck dropped to the ground and all three rushed up to see how big it actually was.… Read More »
October 31, 2021
Play fall back video – www.skitguys.com Joke: A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house, it was obvious that someone was home, but nobody came to the door even though the preacher knocked several times. Finally, the preacher took out his card, wrote out “Revelation 3:20” on the back… Read More »
October 24, 2021
Joke: Fred went to a job interview for a company looking for a diesel fitter. He was asked about his previous experience and he said he stitched clothing for 20 years. The interviewer was not impressed as he did not believe the job skills would be transferable. Since the company continued to advertise for a… Read More »
October 17, 2021
Joke: A couple whose marriage was on the rocks sought the advice of their pastor. The pastor encouraged them to patch up their quarrel and keep their vows, but the couple was adamant. “Well,” said the pastor, “you know the consequences if you insist on a divorce. Remember this: you must divide your property equally.”… Read More »
October 10, 2021
Joke: The pastor always used the phrase, “It could be worse,” when some calamity would come his way. One day a friend said to him, “I’ve something to tell you, and you won’t be able to that favorite phrase of yours this time. I dreamt last night that I died and went to hell.” “It… Read More »
October 3, 2021
Joke: A monastery in the English countryside had fallen on hard times, and decided to establish a business to defray their expenses. Other monasteries, they knew, had opened bakeries or wineries. Being English, however, they decided to open a fish-and-chips restaurant. The establishment soon became very popular, attracting people from all over. One city fellow,… Read More »
