February 6, 2022
Joke: An art thief once stole some very expensive paintings from the Louvre in Paris. He took two Van Goghs, a couple Monets, a DeGas, and some other paintings.J Everything went perfectly, except he was captured sitting in his van with the paintings only 2 blocks from the museum, his van had run out of… Read More »
January 30, 2022
Joke: An elementary teacher, a CEO, and lawyer die and go to heaven. . . St. Peter meets them at the pearly gates and explains that to get in they each have to answer one question correctly. The teacher goes first. St. Peter says “What was the name of the famous ship that sank after… Read More »
January 23, 2022
Joke: A little girl asked her mother, “Where did people come from?” Her mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children and that’s how all mankind was made.” A couple of days later she asked her father the same question. The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys, which the human… Read More »
January 16, 2022
Joke: One day a young condor becomes disillusioned with his life and declares to his parents, “I’m leaving and never coming home”. He leaves and wanders for a few weeks, but as is the way of things, he realizes he has made a mistake. The young condor returns home and begs forgiveness. His parents are… Read More »
January 9, 2022
Joke: Eager to hire the young pastor just out of seminary, the elder of the small country church asked what kind of salary the candidate expected. “I’d like $70,000, housing, full medical benefits and a generous retirement plan,” said the pastor. The elder replied, “How about a brand new BMW too?” “Your kidding!” said the… Read More »
January 2, 2022
Joke: “Dad, I want to ask you a question,” said little Josh after his first day of Sunday School. “Of course,” said his Dad. “The teacher was reading the Bible, about the Children of Israel building the Temple, the Children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the Children of Israel making the sacrifices,” said Josh.… Read More »
December 26, 2021
Joke: A minister was making a wooden trellis to support a climbing vine. As he was pounding away, he noticed that a little boy was watching him. The youngster didn’t say a word, so the preacher kept on working, thinking the lad would leave. But he didn’t. Pleased at the thought that his work was… Read More »
December 24, 2021
Joke: What did Adam say to his wife on Christmas? It’s finally Christmas, Eve! Ok one more: One Christmas, Joe and Peter built a skating rink in the middle of a field. A shepherd leading his flock decided to take a shortcut across the rink. The sheep, however, were afraid of the ice and… Read More »
December 19, 2021
Joke: The pastor’s family was invited to a just before Christmas dinner at the Wilson home. Mrs. Wilson was widely known for her amazing contributions to church potlucks. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. As usual, it was a feast for the eyes, the nose, and the palate. When… Read More »
December 12, 2021
Joke: Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. “In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.” The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. “It… Read More »
