June 10, 2022
June 10, 2022
Joke: An elderly husband and wife noticed that they were beginning to forget many of the little things around the house. They knew that could be dangerous, as one of them could accidentally forget to turn off the stove and that could cause a fire. So, they decided to go see their physician to get… Read More »
June 10, 2022
Joke: A boy was sitting on a park bench with one hand resting on an open Bible. He was loudly exclaiming his praise to God. “Hallelujah! Hallelujah! God is great!” he yelled without worrying whether anyone heard him or not. Along came a man who had recently completed some studies at a local university. Feeling… Read More »
March 27, 2022
Joke: A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn’t find a space with a meter. So he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: “I have circled the block 100 times. If I don’t park here, I’ll miss my appointment.… Read More »
March 20, 2022
Joke: A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the farmer’s soul the preacher asked the man, “Are you laboring in the vineyard of the Lord my good man?” Not even looking at the preacher and continuing his work the farmer replied, “Naw, these are… Read More »
March 13, 2022
Joke: A professional juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police for speeding. “What are you doing with these matches and lighter fluid in your car?” asks the police officer. “I’m a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act.” “Oh yeah? Let’s see you do it,” says the officer. So… Read More »
March 6, 2022
Joke: One rainy Saturday afternoon a guy walks out unto his balcony and sticks his hand out over the edge to see if it’s raining or not, and a glass eye falls into his hand. He looks up, and there is a gorgeous woman standing on the balcony above him, she apologizes and says I… Read More »
February 27, 2022
Joke: A husband notices that his wife’s hearing is deteriorating, and decides to visit her doctor for advice. “I can’t speak to my wife directly as she might find it offensive, given our old age” he says to the doc. “There’s a simple trick you can try to determine her hearing” explains the doctor. “Simply… Read More »
February 20, 2022
Joke: A wife who also happened to be a mom invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, “Would you like to say the blessing?” “I wouldn’t know what to say,” the girl replied. “Just say what you hear Mommy say,” she answered, smiling. The daughter bowed… Read More »
February 13, 2022
Joke: If you’re interested. . .A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2022 Super Bowl tonight, they are box seats nonetheless. He paid $11,500 each. They come with a ride to and from the airport, lunch, dinner and a $400.00 bar tab. Also included is a back stage pass to the winners locker… Read More »