July 10, 2022
Joke: A famous Admiral and an equally famous General were fishing together when a sudden storm hit. When it died down both renowned warriors were struggling helplessly in the water. The Admiral floundered his way back to the boat and pulled himself painfully in. Then he fished out the General, using an oar. Catching his… Read More »
June 26, 2022
Joke: Carl and Miles are strolling through thick woods on the way to their cabin, when they come up on a strange, deep hole in the ground. “That’s weird, you see that?”, says Carl. “Yea, I wonder how deep it is…” Miles replies. Carl grabs a small rock and tosses it down the hole. Seconds… Read More »
June 19, 2022
Happy Father’s Day let me begin with a couple quotes for you. . . “My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad,… Read More »
June 12, 2022
Joke: A little girl was sitting on her grandpa’s lap while he read her a story. She kept taking her eyes of the book and reaching up and touching his old, wrinkled face. After a few times doing this, she finally asked, “Grandpa, were you made by God?” “Yes, dear.” he replied. “I was made… Read More »
June 5, 2022
JOKE: The Sunday School teacher was describing that when Lot’s wife looked back at Sodom she turned into a pillar of salt, before see could finish little Bobby interrupted. “My mommy looked back once while she was driving,” he announced, “and she turned into a telephone pole.” ————————————————————————————— Five Smooth Stones – Week 4: Our… Read More »
May 22, 2022
Joke: A priest was walking along the corridor of the parochial school near the preschool wing when a group of little ones were trotting by on the way to the cafeteria. One little lad of about three or four stopped and looked at him in his clerical clothes and asked, “Why do you dress funny?”… Read More »
May 15, 2022
Joke: During his sermon on Jesus’s teaching that we should love our enemies, Pastor John asked the congregation to raise their hands if they had enemies. Everyone did so except for Mrs. Watson in the front row, who had just turned 95. “Mrs. Watson,” the pastor asked, “how could you possibly live for 95 years… Read More »
May 8, 2022
Happy Mother’s Day. This morning I want to share with you from 1 Samuel chapter 1. But before I do that let me share with you some things that Mother taught me: My mother taught me about Religion – she said, “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” My mother taught me… Read More »
May 1, 2022
Joke: A guy visits a small village and walks into the pub, the place is packed. He looks around and finds a place to sit and orders a beer. As he’s drinking his beer someone stands up and yells 23 and the place starts roaring in laughter. The guy obviously confused just shrugs it off… Read More »
