December 11, 2022
Joke: John and his girlfriend Mary decide to become bank-robbers. I know bad choice. Mary does the actual robbing at gunpoint, nonetheless, inside the banks while John waits outside as the getaway driver. They are successful with a string of heists that make headlines and they become folk-heroes. Until one day their luck runs out… Read More »
December 4, 2022
Joke: Two guys were watching sheep in the meadow and the first one says that there are exactly 1432 sheep there. The second guy doesn’t believe him and goes to the shepherd and asks him: How many sheep do you have? The shepherd responds that he has 1432 sheep. After an hour on another meadow,… Read More »
November 27, 2022
Joke: A preacher, who shall we say was “humor inspired”, attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry. Among the speakers were many well-known and dynamic speakers. One speaker, boldly approached the pulpit, gathered the entire crowd’s attention, and said, “the best years of my life were spent in the… Read More »
November 20, 2022
Joke: A Baker was asked to print 1 John 4:18 on a wedding cake. He baked a beautiful cake and began to put the Scripture on, but he had wrote down the wrong one on the order so instead of 1 John 4:18 he used John 4:18. Just so you know the difference 1st John 4:18 reads… Read More »
November 13, 2022
Joke: A cowboy is riding along a trail in the old west and sees an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. As he gets closer he hears the Indian saying to himself “Wagon. . .two gray horses. . .two passengers, man and woman. . .man driving” The cowboy goes up… Read More »
November 6, 2022
Joke: A truck driver stops to rest at a local truck stop. It’s one that he had been to many times and all the waitresses knew what he orders every time. But on this particular day a new waitress who had know clue what his normal order was, so she has to ask him. He… Read More »
October 30, 2022
Joke: A 70 year old retired Military officer had one hobby – he loved to fish. He was sitting in his boat one day when he heard a voice say, ‘Pick me up.’ he looked around and couldn’t see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, ”Pick me up.’… Read More »
October 23, 2022
Joke: A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?” The man below says: “Yes. You’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet… Read More »
October 16, 2022
Fool’s Gold – Week 4: Eureka! There are so many who are searching for wisdom, and at the same time the Scriptures make it clear that some people will simply despise wisdom. Proverbs 1:7 (NIV): The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge, but fools despise wisdom and instruction. Truth is we all… Read More »
October 9, 2022
Joke: A pastor is walking down the street one day when he notices a small boy trying to use the doorbell at a house across the street. However, the boy is too short and the doorbell was just out of his reach. After watching him jump up and down a few times trying to reach… Read More »
