December 15, 2024
Joke: One day, eight-year-old Melissa asks her mother, “Mommy, I’ve been thinking about us humans and I’m a bit puzzled. How did we first appear on Earth?” “That’s a very good question, darling,” her mother replies. “God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then their children had children, and as a result,… Read More »
December 8, 2024
Joke: A cowboy on a long journey stops at a small town to wet his whistle, he ties up his horse outside the saloon and enters. . . The town’s folk are a bit uneasy about newcomers so they watch him closely. He makes his way to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender… Read More »
December 1, 2024
Joke: A librarian is working away at her desk when she notices that a chicken has come into the library and is patiently waiting in front of the desk. When the chicken sees that it has the librarian’s attention, it squawks, “Book, book, book, BOOK!” The librarian complies, putting a couple of books down in front… Read More »
November 24, 2024
Joke: Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources officer asked a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “and what starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer replies, “In the region of $200,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.” The interviewer goes on to say, “Well, what… Read More »
November 17, 2024
Joke: Aliens visit Earth. They come in peace and surprisingly , they speak English. Obviously, all of the heads of government and religious leaders want to speak to the aliens so they set up a meeting with the new visitors. Finally it’s Billy Graham’s turn, and he asks: “Do you know about our Lord and… Read More »
November 10, 2024
Joke: An elderly woman is arrested for stealing a can of peaches. When the case gets to court and she is found guilty, the judge decides to make an example of her. ‘How many peaches were in that can that you stole?’ He asked. ‘Six’ she said, with tears of remorse in her eyes. ‘Then… Read More »
November 3, 2024
Joke: A woman after a nights sleep wakes up and told her husband about her dream that see had during the night, “I just dreamed you gave me a diamond necklace for my birthday. What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight,” he said. That evening the husband came home with a small package… Read More »
October 27, 2024
Joke: A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.” “Who?” Asks the passenger “Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. The passenger replies, “There are always a few clouds… Read More »
October 20, 2024
Joke: George Bush was at a rally and swears he sees Moses in the crowd. . .and he doesn’t want to miss the opportunity to meet such a well-known biblical celebrity. He yells over to him from the platform, “Sir, you look a lot like a man from the Old Testament. Are you Moses?” Looking… Read More »
October 13, 2024
Joke: An man goes for a walk with his new dog and they come across a lake. The man finds a stick and throws it into the lake and his dog walks across the water picks up the stick and brings it back and drops it at the feet of his owner. Astounded by what… Read More »
