March 2, 2025
Joke: A woman goes to her lawyer and says, “I want to divorce my husband.” ‟On what grounds?” ‟Grounds? We have just a couple of acres outside the town, but it does have a big lawn and some fruit trees so it’s not like empty ground.” ‟No, that’s not what I meant. Do you have… Read More »
February 16, 2025
Joke: There were a couple of kids that were laughing and standing around a dog that was obviously scared. A priest walks by and says “Now I know you all won’t hurt that dog.” One of the kids says “Oh no, we love the dog. We’re having a contest whoever says the biggest lie wins the… Read More »
February 9, 2025
Joke: A farmer named Jimmy had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Ever-sweet Company. The case went to trial and in court, the Ever-sweet Company’s hot-shot attorney began questioning Jimmy. ‘Didn’t you say to the police at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine?’ asked the lawyer. Jimmy responded:… Read More »
February 2, 2025
Joke: A newly engaged young man goes to his father for advice he says, Dad, you and Mom have been happily married for 28 years now. How do you do it? What’s your secret? “That’s easy son, when your Mom and I first got married, we made a deal. She would make all the little… Read More »
January 26, 2025
Joke: The Pastor went to visit one of the older gentleman from his church. They began talking about all sorts of topics. They talked about his time in the war, his family, and then out of the blue the pastor looks over at the man and said you know at your advanced age you really… Read More »
January 19, 2025
Joke: A business man decides to open a bar in small town in Texas. . . The problem was that in this small quiet town most of the people were God fearing and church going folk that didn’t drink. Nonetheless, the bar began construction on a new building right next store to the one of… Read More »
January 12, 2025
Joke: One day in Heaven, Moses and Jesus was playing a round of golf when an old man asked if he could join in. They said, “Sure”. Moses hit first and he hit a duck-hook that went immediately towards the water. When the ball got close to the water, the waters parted on dry land… Read More »
January 5, 2025
Joke: A bagpiper who plays at many gigs was recently asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends so the service was to be at a paupers cemetery in the back country of Kentucky . As he was unfamiliar with that area… Read More »
December 29, 2024
Joke: A boy named Carol had a particularly rough childhood because of his uncommon name. He always got a lot of teasing and abuse at school. Eventually, he overcame his hang-up and married his high-school sweetheart. When their first child was born, he let his wife name her. She named the baby girl “Love” inspired… Read More »
December 24, 2024
Twas the night before Christmas by Angie Mosteller Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the earth, Every creature was stirring, awaiting a birth. The time for Messiah was certainly near, The prophets foretold it; the Bible was clear. From the book of beginnings, the very first sin, God’s word made it clear… Read More »
