September 8, 2024
Joke: A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the… Read More »
September 1, 2024
Joke: Two brothers argue on which of the two donkeys is theirs, so the older one says, ” I’ll cut an ear off of my donkey and the donkey with only one ear will be mine you take the other one”. The other brother agrees. But that evening the donkey with one ear looks at the… Read More »
August 25, 2024
Joke: Three friends, a turtle, a mole and a bear are drafted and have to join the army. But neither of them want to go, so they need to provide medical proof why they can’t join. “It’s easy for me”, says the turtle “I am slow.”He enters the examination room and when he comes out,… Read More »
August 18, 2024
Joke: An 80-year-old woman was recently married to her 4th husband. A reporter during the interview asked her about the occupation of her newly acquired husband. She replied that he owned a funeral home. Curious about the other husbands, the reporter asked about their occupations as well. The woman paused for a moment then stated… Read More »
August 11, 2024
Joke: A reporter heard of a couple who had been married for 75 years so he went to them and asked, “what’s your secret for 75 years of happy and successful marriage?” The old man replied “I’m going tell you a story, 70 years ago we were on a trip, we were horseback riding just… Read More »
August 4, 2024
Joke: Two men are sitting in the cinema waiting for the movie to start, they get bored we’ll waiting. One of them notices a bald guy in the middle of the front row. He looks over at his friend and says, “5 bucks if i go smack the top of his head.” The other guy… Read More »
