October 29, 2023
Joke: A German Shepherd, Doberman and a cat die and go to heaven. God greets the three and asks each what they believe in. First God asks the German Shepherd who replies, “I believe in discipline and loyalty to my master.” God says, “This is good, you can sit here at my right hand.” Next,… Read More »
October 22, 2023
Joke: The police found a large number of dead crows on 96 just north of South Haven last week, and there was concern that they may have died from the Avian Flu. So they brought in a Pathologist who examined the remains of all the crows, and thankfully they have confirmed the problem was not… Read More »
October 15, 2023
Joke: A group of men are changing in locker room at a golf club. Suddenly a cell phone on the bench starts to ring, a man puts it on speaker phone as he continues getting dressed. He says “Hello?”, the woman on the other line says “Honey, it’s me. Are you still at the golf… Read More »
October 24, 2021
Joke: Fred went to a job interview for a company looking for a diesel fitter. He was asked about his previous experience and he said he stitched clothing for 20 years. The interviewer was not impressed as he did not believe the job skills would be transferable. Since the company continued to advertise for a… Read More »
October 17, 2021
Joke: A couple whose marriage was on the rocks sought the advice of their pastor. The pastor encouraged them to patch up their quarrel and keep their vows, but the couple was adamant. “Well,” said the pastor, “you know the consequences if you insist on a divorce. Remember this: you must divide your property equally.”… Read More »
October 10, 2021
Joke: The pastor always used the phrase, “It could be worse,” when some calamity would come his way. One day a friend said to him, “I’ve something to tell you, and you won’t be able to that favorite phrase of yours this time. I dreamt last night that I died and went to hell.” “It… Read More »
October 3, 2021
Joke: A monastery in the English countryside had fallen on hard times, and decided to establish a business to defray their expenses. Other monasteries, they knew, had opened bakeries or wineries. Being English, however, they decided to open a fish-and-chips restaurant. The establishment soon became very popular, attracting people from all over. One city fellow,… Read More »
September 26, 2021
God is – Still speaking Week 1 Joke: A man, down on his luck, went into a church which catered to the “uppity.” Spotting the man’s dirty clothes a deacon, worried about the churches image, went to the man and asked him if he needed help, the man said, “I was praying and the Lord… Read More »
