October 27, 2024
Joke: A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.” “Who?” Asks the passenger “Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. The passenger replies, “There are always a few clouds… Read More »
October 20, 2024
Joke: George Bush was at a rally and swears he sees Moses in the crowd. . .and he doesn’t want to miss the opportunity to meet such a well-known biblical celebrity. He yells over to him from the platform, “Sir, you look a lot like a man from the Old Testament. Are you Moses?” Looking… Read More »
October 13, 2024
Joke: An man goes for a walk with his new dog and they come across a lake. The man finds a stick and throws it into the lake and his dog walks across the water picks up the stick and brings it back and drops it at the feet of his owner. Astounded by what… Read More »
October 6, 2024
Joke: Larry went to a revival in a nearby town and after the message the the preacher asks anyone that needed prayer to come forward as he would love to pray from them. Larry moved by the service gets in line, and after a little wait he finally gets to the front when the preacher… Read More »
September 29, 2024
Joke: A king held a contest for all the men in the kingdom and the winner would get his beautiful daughter as his bride. He didn’t say what type of contest it was but his daughter’s beauty drew many brave contestants. Once everyone had gathered in his castle, he revealed the type contest it was… Read More »
September 22, 2024
Joke: An elderly couple, a priest, and a doctor walk into a bar As they are sitting down and drinking, they eventually start talking about the question “of when does life begin”. The priest said in the Bible it states that life begins at conception Jeremiah 1:5 “Before I formed you in the womb I… Read More »
July 14, 2024
Joke: A guy was walking in his neighborhood when he past a house surrounded by a fence and he heard a bunch of people shouting “13. . .13. . .13” Curious as to what was going on, he tried to look over the wooden fence, but it was too high. However, he spotted a small… Read More »
June 30, 2024
Joke: Did you ever hear of Juan the Magnificent? Juan was just a young man growing up in rural Mexico. He always felt he had little chance to grow up and do anything of importance or recognition. He figured he would grow up and work the land. The same as his father and his grandfather… Read More »
June 23, 2024
Joke: A guy walks into a bar with his dog. The bartender says, “We don’t allow animals here. You’re going to have to leave your dog outside.” The guy replies, “No, you don’t understand. My dog can talk.” Amused, the bartender tells the man that’s ridiculous and to leave his dog outside. The guy says,… Read More »
June 16, 2024
Dad Jokes: “I don’t trust stairs… they’re always up to something.” What do you call an angry golfer?”– Tee’d off! “What did the Dalmatian say after dinner?” – That hit the spot. Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned. How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered… Read More »
