December 2, 2018
JOKE – Just before Christmas two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. “I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE… I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE… I PRAY FOR… Read More »
November 25, 2018
Joke – What did Adam say to his wife on Christmas? It’s finally Christmas, Eve! Joseph – THE DILEMMA OF DOUBT Which progression describes how you approach life the best: “Ready, Aim, Fire!” or…is it more like “Ready, Fire, Aim!” Some people are planners and others are more well. . .spontaneous. As we look at some… Read More »
November 18, 2018
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, ‘Do these turkeys get any bigger?’ The stock boy answered, ‘No ma’am, they’re dead. Show church promo for Christmas series video. Philippians 2:14–15 (NIV) – 14 Do everything without grumbling… Read More »
October 21, 2018
JOKE: An 80 year-old woman was recently married to her 4th husband. A reporter questioned the occupation of her newly acquired husband. She replied that he owned a funeral home. Curious about the others, the reporter asked about their occupations. The woman paused for a moment and then said, her first husband was a banker… Read More »
October 14, 2018
Joke: A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, ‘Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late! Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late!’ While she was running and praying, she tripped on a… Read More »
August 26, 2018
The children were lined up for lunch in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. After watching them for a while, the supervising nun wrote a sign and posted it on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching!” The children kept… Read More »
August 19, 2018
JOKE: A Pastor went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a dead mule in the church yard. He telephoned the police. Since there did not appear to be any foul play, the police referred the Pastor to the Health Department. They explained, “Since there was no health threat you’ll need to call… Read More »
