February 17, 2019
Joke: Father O’Malley was driving down to Boston when he got stopped for speeding in Medford. The highway patrol officer smelled alcohol on the priest’s breath and then saw an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He said, ‘Father, have you been drinking?’ ‘Only water’, replied Father O’Malley. The policeman asked, ‘Then… Read More »
February 10, 2019
OK guys do hallmark has another day this week. Valentines Day this Thursday Feb. 14. So you have been warned. So don’t come running to me for counseling after that, if you mess up it’s on you. Some of the most popular love songs of all time, maybe you have heard of these, we have:… Read More »
February 3, 2019
Joke: A football coach walked into the changing room before a game. He looked over to his new signing and said, “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed arithmetic, but we need you to be in the team. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if… Read More »
January 27, 2019
A Southern Baptist minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of chocolate… Read More »
January 20, 2019
Joke: A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, “Is my time up?” God said, “No you have 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.” Upon hearing this, the woman decided to… Read More »
January 13, 2019
JOKE: A little boy had joined his mother for worship and when the man got up to share, the little lad noticed it was not the normal preacher. He looked over at his mother and asked who he was, to which she replied he’s a substitute. The little boy once again questioned well, what’s a… Read More »
January 6, 2019
Joke- A bored young man decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his… Read More »
December 30, 2018
Well last Sunday of 2018. Where did the time go? JOKE: Here’s some advice for you this New Year’s Eve, when everyone’s counting down the final ten seconds to ring in the new year, get up off the couch and stand up. stand up and raise your left leg and just leave it raised for… Read More »
December 16, 2018
Joke – A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, “I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles.” “She did,” he replied. “But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?” Shepherd – THE DILEMMA OF JOY We have… Read More »
December 9, 2018
Joke- Lee, A seven-year-old boy, was asked to say thanks for the Christmas dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. Lee began his prayer, thanking God for his Mommy, Daddy, brothers, sister, Grandma, and all his aunts and uncles. Then he began to thank God for the food. He gave thanks for the… Read More »
