September 22, 2019
Joke: A state trooper sees a vehicle on the interstate doing 24 miles an hour and pulls the car over to make sure everything is all right. When he approaches the driver he discovers that it is a nun. “Excuse me, sister. But are you alright? He asked. She replies, “Oh yes officer, we’re just… Read More »
September 15, 2019
Joke: A guy is at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St. Peter is leafing through the big book to see if the guy is worthy of entering. Saint Peter goes through the book several times, furrows his brow, and says to the guy, “You know, I can’t see that you did anything… Read More »
September 8, 2019
JOKE: A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard, when suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing and stopped, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the… Read More »
August 25, 2019
Joke: A mother was concerned about her kindergarten son, Timmy, walking to school. He didn’t want her to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he had some independence, but yet know that he was safe. Her neighbor learned about the mother’s dilemma and offered to follow the young boy to… Read More »
August 11, 2019
Joke: An Irish boy had heard the stories of his father, and his grandfather, and his father before, that on their 18th birthdays walked across the lake from their homestead to the village to get their first drink at the old pub on the other side of the lake. This was part of the legend that nothing will… Read More »
August 4, 2019
JOKE: A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’ He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued. Just as he… Read More »
July 21, 2019
JOKE: Timmy didn’t want to put his money in the offering plate Sunday morning, so his mother decided to use some hurried creative reasoning with him. “You don’t want that money, honey,” she whispered in his ear. “Quick! Drop it in the plate. It’s tainted!” Horrified, the little boy obeyed. After a few seconds he… Read More »
July 14, 2019
JOKE: For weeks a six-year-old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about… Read More »
July 7, 2019
JOKE: The preacher’s Sunday sermon was Forgive Your Enemies. Toward the end of the service, He asked his congregation, “how many of you have forgiven their enemies”? About half held up their hands. He then repeated his question. As it was past lunchtime, this time about 80 percent held up their hands. He then repeated… Read More »
