February 16, 2025
Joke: There were a couple of kids that were laughing and standing around a dog that was obviously scared. A priest walks by and says “Now I know you all won’t hurt that dog.” One of the kids says “Oh no, we love the dog. We’re having a contest whoever says the biggest lie wins the… Read More »
February 9, 2025
Joke: A farmer named Jimmy had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Ever-sweet Company. The case went to trial and in court, the Ever-sweet Company’s hot-shot attorney began questioning Jimmy. ‘Didn’t you say to the police at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine?’ asked the lawyer. Jimmy responded:… Read More »
February 2, 2025
Joke: A newly engaged young man goes to his father for advice he says, Dad, you and Mom have been happily married for 28 years now. How do you do it? What’s your secret? “That’s easy son, when your Mom and I first got married, we made a deal. She would make all the little… Read More »
January 26, 2025
Joke: The Pastor went to visit one of the older gentleman from his church. They began talking about all sorts of topics. They talked about his time in the war, his family, and then out of the blue the pastor looks over at the man and said you know at your advanced age you really… Read More »
January 19, 2025
Joke: A business man decides to open a bar in small town in Texas. . . The problem was that in this small quiet town most of the people were God fearing and church going folk that didn’t drink. Nonetheless, the bar began construction on a new building right next store to the one of… Read More »
January 12, 2025
Joke: One day in Heaven, Moses and Jesus was playing a round of golf when an old man asked if he could join in. They said, “Sure”. Moses hit first and he hit a duck-hook that went immediately towards the water. When the ball got close to the water, the waters parted on dry land… Read More »
January 5, 2025
Joke: A bagpiper who plays at many gigs was recently asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends so the service was to be at a paupers cemetery in the back country of Kentucky . As he was unfamiliar with that area… Read More »
December 15, 2024
Joke: One day, eight-year-old Melissa asks her mother, “Mommy, I’ve been thinking about us humans and I’m a bit puzzled. How did we first appear on Earth?” “That’s a very good question, darling,” her mother replies. “God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then their children had children, and as a result,… Read More »
December 8, 2024
Joke: A cowboy on a long journey stops at a small town to wet his whistle, he ties up his horse outside the saloon and enters. . . The town’s folk are a bit uneasy about newcomers so they watch him closely. He makes his way to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender… Read More »
December 1, 2024
Joke: A librarian is working away at her desk when she notices that a chicken has come into the library and is patiently waiting in front of the desk. When the chicken sees that it has the librarian’s attention, it squawks, “Book, book, book, BOOK!” The librarian complies, putting a couple of books down in front… Read More »
