April 20, 2025
Joke: One Easter morning, a woman was on her way to church when her car broke down. Not wanting to be late for the special service, she ordered an Uber to pick her up. The car arrived, and she quickly jumped in the back. Halfway through the ride, she asked the driver a question, but… Read More »
April 18, 2025
Joke: After the moving van emptied his belongings into the parsonage on Wednesday morning, Pastor Olson walked downtown to get a haircut. He wanted to look his best on Sunday and was delighted to discover a barbershop only a few blocks from the church. The sign on the door even read “Lutheran Barbershop.” Unfortunately the… Read More »
April 13, 2025
Joke: A man with his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, his wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.” The man thought about it and told the undertaker he… Read More »
April 6, 2025
Joke: A son was walking along side his father as they were walking, the kid was looking at his phone and didn’t notice a pole in front of him, which resulted with him colliding with the pole. The father looks over at his boy and said, “That was some a”pole”ing behavior” and began to laugh… Read More »
March 30, 2025
Joke: Three friends are sitting in a bar after a day of work, discussing their lives when the topic of conversation turns to how often they fight with their wives. We don’t fight very often the first guy says, “but when we do I just put my foot down and tell her what’s what, and… Read More »
March 23, 2025
Joke: A husband, so proud of the fact that his wife had given birth to 6 children, begins to call her “mother of 6” instead of by her first name. The wife was amused. . .at first. But after a few years his wife had grown a bit tired of her husband’s description. All she… Read More »
March 16, 2025
Joke: Jevaun and Tarone are invited to a costume party with their girlfriends. The party invitation says to come dressed as an emotion. After a day of deliberating, they all agree to meet at Jevaun’s place before going to the party. Just before Tarone is about to put his costume on, there’s a knock on… Read More »
March 9, 2025
Joke: A man buys a brand new sports car and on his first drive he passes a pick up truck on the wrong side. The truck driver is big and has anger issues. Furious, he speeds up and decides to teach the man a lesson at the next stop light just a few miles ahead.… Read More »
March 2, 2025
Joke: A woman goes to her lawyer and says, “I want to divorce my husband.” ‟On what grounds?” ‟Grounds? We have just a couple of acres outside the town, but it does have a big lawn and some fruit trees so it’s not like empty ground.” ‟No, that’s not what I meant. Do you have… Read More »
February 16, 2025
Joke: There were a couple of kids that were laughing and standing around a dog that was obviously scared. A priest walks by and says “Now I know you all won’t hurt that dog.” One of the kids says “Oh no, we love the dog. We’re having a contest whoever says the biggest lie wins the… Read More »
